A Perfect Friend

A perfect friend...

Will be there for me every time I need them
Will answer the phone every time I call
Would never argue with me
Would never get mad at me
Could never get hurt by something I said
Always be willing to do whatever I want to do
Likes all the same people I like
Dislikes all the same people I dislike
Always agrees with what I have to say
Never gets offended
Forgives me instantly
Realizes I am always right and they are always wrong
And never gets their feelings hurt by something I've done

A perfect friend...
I'm glad I don't have