He Loves Me - He Loves Me Not

The signs of love - and what isn't.

The person who loves you...
The person who doesn't love you...

Whispers words that make you smile
Whispers words that create fear

Will hold open the door for you
Slams the door on you

Will call to say they love you
Will call to check on you

Asks how your day went
Asks where you went

Call you by your name
Uses profanity in conjuction with your name

Discusses your future together
Mentions a future that doesn't include you

Like your friends
Hate your friends

Knows what they want in life
Has no clue what life is all about

Always stand by you
Always work against you

Support you
Quickly drop and leave you (and then come back and say they love you)

The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."
The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"
Replies the scorpion: "It's my nature..."

-Aesop's Fables

A Perfect Friend

A perfect friend...

Will be there for me every time I need them
Will answer the phone every time I call
Would never argue with me
Would never get mad at me
Could never get hurt by something I said
Always be willing to do whatever I want to do
Likes all the same people I like
Dislikes all the same people I dislike
Always agrees with what I have to say
Never gets offended
Forgives me instantly
Realizes I am always right and they are always wrong
And never gets their feelings hurt by something I've done

A perfect friend...
I'm glad I don't have